France, Battlefields '08

Warning: Very long post of wierdness


First off...Really tired 0-0
France was awesome...sunny, grave-yardy, funny, sad, history-y...YAY

We visited: The Menin Gate at Ypres, The Flanders Fields Museum, Tyne cot, Notre Dame D'Lorette, Sanctuary wood museum and trenches, Essex farm cemetary, The Devonshire Cemetery, The Vimy Ridge memorial, Newfoundland Memorial, Theipval, The South African memorial at Delville wood and a few other places I probably missed.

T'was awesome.
Quoteage! (names changed)

^Menin gate, Ypres names of the missing.

WWI related:

Lauren: *drops glass*
Teacher: ahhh! Shrapnel!
Chris: I have shellshock now...send me home

Me: Miss...I have trench-foot...May I have a plaster?



Travel:
Driver: It is not a bus it is a coach

Teacher: Okay, time to get on the b- coach.
Nearly said the B-word then...

Lauren: I wonder when the ferry takes off?
Charlotte: It's a flying ferry? 0_0

"Ahhhhrgh":
Me: aaaauguguugughhhIhateboats
Auuuuhghghghtoastplease
Auuuuughghhhhcanyougetmesomejam
AuuuughghghhhhIwantsomeicecream

Andy: *turns bathroom light off*
Sam: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRGH don't make me come out there!
Lew: Really don't...I already stole his towel

Me: *Sam runs past in only a towel*
Ahhhhhh MY EYES

Morbidity:

Me: I feel it would be bad taste to pretend to be a zombie in a graveyard...

Sam: Did you find your relative?
Andy: Nope =[
Sam: Awww, I'm so sorry that none of the corpses of your family are in the ground here rotting away after being brutally killed...

Sam: *waves chicken at Charlotte (veggie)*
Yuuuummm...chicken corpse!

Nichole: I think they have taken us to this wood to kill us and make clones of us with DNA from our bodies.

Most Perverted:

*wind blows at my skirt*
Me: Oh hell...sorry if I flash any of you...
Nicole: Ya...we don't wanna see that..
Me: .... are you sure? >.>
Sophie: ...
Meet me in the toilets in half an hour. >.>

Sam: *reads from magazine* "What do your breasts say about you?"
Me: Oh! I wanna know!
Sam: You can pick a description or let me look and decide for you.
Me:....what are the descriptions?

Sam: Oooooh "Green discharge"
Everyone else: Ewwwwwwwww

Sam: I am trying to get an erection. Charlotte, will you help me?

*someone in the room next door yells something about being nekkid*
Me: 0-0
Charlotte: Did they just say: I got naked but it's not working?
Me: .....MY EARS

Me: *hitting lew* You. Are. Paying. For. My. Therapy.

Sam: He is a raging German pervert.
Andy: Me?
Sam: He is a raging German pervert.
Random: What?
Sam: He is a raging German pervert.
Other random: O...k...
Sam: He is a raging German pervert.

Me: Sophles will you be my mommy?!
Soph: Ok then...Nicole is your sister, and Victorai is your Aunt.
Nicloe: Since when did I have a sister? YOU LIED TO ME!

Nicole: Hey, Victoria is pregnant! With your baby!
Me: How did that happen?!
Nicole: You raped her!
Me: What? o-o
Nichole: when you were drunk! Yestarday! And Sophie drugged you!
Me:...wait...isn't Victoria my aunt?
Nicola: And your own mother got you drunk and then drugged you, so what? We are an interesting family...

Miss D: In Brugge, there are many chocolate shops with any shaped chocolates you could think of ...
Me: ANY shape.
Miss D: Yes, any shape.
Me: ANY shape...

Miss C: Did you see the chocolate bums with panties on?
Lew: Did you see the ones without panties on? :D

Charlotte: Oh, god. That shop window...ewwww...white chocolate...coming out of a...ewwwwww 0_0

Me: Lew, did you know you have spunk on your shoulder?
Lew: *sigh* I guess that's what happens when I share a room with Sam.
(is was actually not spunk, thankfully 0-0)

Random:

Random person I don't remember the name of: Sam, what is that you are wearing?
Sam: It is a bra. May I offer you some underwear?

Me: Aww, don't ruin good tea by putting sugar in it..
*takes a sip of tea*
...
Don't ruin rather horrible tea by putting sugar in it.

Andy: *makes Gogi berry tea*
*takes a sip*
*groans*
*twitches*
*Eye twitches*
It's a bit bitter...

Andy: I'm sure that man didn't have a beard when he went into that bathroom.
Lew: Woooow...It must be a time portal..
Me: That toilet is where boys become real men.

Me: *opens Victoran-style black Bruges lace parasol and black lace fan*
You must all now call me Lady Patrick and curtsy before you speak to me.

Me: *tries to scoop rock hard Ben and jerry's out of tub*
*little wooden scoop breaks*
Well that's a cruel trick

Sam: You don't seem to understand how money works: You aquire it, and then you LOOSE it.
And the you DIE!

Nicole: *spills poweraid on Sam*
Sam: *squirts Nicole with Poweraid*
Nicole: *steals Sam's plastic sword (Reginald, bought in the french hypermarche)*
*runs*
Sam: *chases, cursing*
*trousers fall down*
Me, Lew, Andy and Soph, watching : *groan at the sight of boxers*
Sam: *returns victorious with Reginald*
My clothes are coming off!
Nicole: Oh god no don't do that!
Sam: You misunderstand..I mean that they are coming off, not that I will take them off...
*adjusts skinny jeans*
Lew: *steals Reginald*
*runs*
Sam: Oh crap *chases, trying to hold trousers up*
Lew: *runs behind building and round the other side followed by Sam*
*appears at the front again*
Sam: *wheezes* For a heavy smoker this is not a good game.
*chasing and stealing of sword continues until Sam retrieves the sword*
Miss D: *takes sword*
Sam: *collapses at teachers' feet* Please, good woman! I beg of you, my Sword! *gasp* *holds onto the end of the sword* It is the source of all my powers!
Miss D: ...
You must complete a quest first.
Sam: Oh dear god not again *wheeze*
Miss D: You can have it back when you are in your jammies in bed.
Sam: I sleep in my boxers! *starts to undo trousers*
Miss D: *covers eyes* NOT NOW

*sam and nicloe have a water fight*
*teacher comes over to stop it*
Sam: *sits down, dripping*
Me: You aren't suspicious at all.
Sam: I was not involved in this...It was all her.
*puddle forms under his seat*

Lauren: Shroooooooms
Me: Shrooooooms!

Me: *jumps in a muddy puddle in a trench*
Lew: (walking in front) hey, you splashed me!
Me: I ...tripped. Yes, tripped. Honest.

Me: Fetch me a stick!
I must poke the shell hole!

Lew: *drinks 4th energy drink of the day*
*shakes*
I can feel my insides melting!
Andy: *also drinks* I can't actually shut my eyes...
Lew: *offers me some of a mix of two energy drinks*
Me: No, thanks. I value my kidneys.

Lauren: *laughs so she can't breathe*
Charlotte: *laughs at Lauren*
Me: *laughs at Charlottle laughing at Lauren laughing*

Becks: Milk is the new black.

Sam: Oh crap...I have just realised that is it two hours until we next stop and I just drank an exessive amount of caffinated liquids.

Miss D: *looks at boy lying in the sun*
I belive that is called "chillaxing"

Miss D: Okay, troops, buckle up or I shall be forced to commit an act of violence.

=]
Funnnn...Photos?

(top)Tyne Cot, Brittish Cemetery
(middle) Wellies!
(bottom) Genuine wartime poppy. Taken outside the medical station where the poem "In Falnders Fields" was written =]
(right) Barbed wire =]